Americone Dream

"Have you been reading my dream journal?" - Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA

Monday night, I dreamt that I went back to work at ClubSport and they changed the uniform. In fact, it kinda looked like Robert Plotkin postal uniform on Project Runway. Anyway, it sucked. Plus I had to buy new pants which ticked me off.

Last night, I dreamt that someone showed me a textbook that I was in. There was a picture of me making a funny face, with Caitlin in it. The caption said "Megan likes to stay in touch with her inner child." Then went on to describe me as a student at University of Tennesse (which I'm not) studying something... I forget what it said but wasn't what I'm studing. So that was weird. Then I was getting ready to drive to Oklahoma with my family (we were in Illinois for some reason?) and it was going to be 7 hours. Not sure if that's realistic but in my dream that's how long it took. I told my Mom I was ready, and I had two books. And she was like, is that enough? And I said yes, even though they were short. Then she reminded me it would take 7 hours and I was like oh no! I need more books. So I went to the library but it was all boarded up and the only section open was the kids section. Then I ran around for a while trying to find books. The end.

Dreamalicious

This is a compilation of recent dreams.

1. I dreamt that I got 100% on my nutrition project. Not at all likely.

2. I dreamt that I was at Disneyland with Sara and Matt. We were celebrating my birthday. Matt was being a butt. Sara and I had fun however. We went on a roller coaster. Then I went to my grandparents' house to celebrate my birthday or so I thought. But when I went to see the cake, there were no candles and they were already cutting it so I was bummed then informed that they weren't celebrating my birthday after all. But I got cake anyway and it was purple.

3. Something else mundane. I just remember waking up, doing whatever I had dreamt about and then thinking, wait didn't I already do this?

4. I dreamt that I was in this really awesome Georgian house with my brothers, my Dad, Shawn and a bunch of other guys and they were being annoying so I went to sleep in a bunk bed. Then I woke up and we were all outside the house, and Breanna said she couldn't take care of the house this week and she needed someone to fill in. So I asked what she had to do, to see if I could do it because I really thought it would be cool to have free reign of the place and check everything out upclose. But before I could, Jonathan said he would do it because he wasn't working those days. Then Breanna handed him the Mary Poppins umbrella. I followed him to the front door but he couldn't figure out how he was supposed to get in. So I take the umbrella and am suddenly dressed like Mary Poppins (wouldn't that be awesome?!) and put the pointy end in the hole on the door and it opens. Then I woke up and was sad because it was really fun.