The dreammakers gonna make you mad

I dreamt that I was driving to Fresno with Kristi Barsam (No I don't know why.) but as soon as we arrived, she hopped out of the car and ran off. So I spent the rest of the day driving crazily around Fresno looking for her. When it was night I finally went back to where I had lost her and decided to knock on doors and see if anyone had seen her. The first door I went, she was there and was mad because she and other people had been trying to call me all day. I guess my cell phone was off or not receiving calls for some strange reason. Then I wanted to leave to go home because I had to drive to school (which makes no sense because I was already in Fresno) but my parents were like no, it's too long to drive and it's too late and you're tired and you'll crash and die, just take a plane or something. But I was like no, I'm not leaving my car here and plus that's way too expensive. I think I woke up before it was resolved.

Dream Police

Here are some dreams that I have had in the past few days:

I dreamt that the Gosselins brought their sextuplets to Sunday School at my church and I was pretty excited to see and talk to the kids but other people were getting upset and saying that I was going celebrity crazy on them.

I also dreamt that Amber Augustyn was driving my truck. Andy was in the front seat, I was in the back with someone else. As we were going around this winding narrow mountain road, Andy was trying to give her instructions but she took a turn too widely and one tire was hanging over the side. Andy managed to get us all out of the car before it toppled over the side and we watched it flatten on the ground below. I was sort of relieved because I wasn't driving and couldn't be blamed, plus I knew that the insurance would replace the car. I was more mad about losing my CDs and stuff that was lost and/or destroyed but would not be replaced.

I also had a dream about my last day of work at Disney, except for some reason I was a lifegaurd but still in my Kali costume. I woke up an hour and a half late, and wouldn't be able to make it in 1/2 an hour which is the limit for being late. I couldn't find my costume because I had turned all but one in and I was in my bedroom at home and my closet is very very full. I decided to try to go anyway because I kept hoping that for some reason the time I was supposed to start was actually later than I had written down. Plus it was going to suck because I think you get in trouble if you miss the last day.

I was sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream...

I had two dreams last night.

In the first, I was in an episode of The Office. The characters were real, but I was still aware of the fact that it was contrived. I could see that Jim was about to do something stupid so I decided to change the outcome of the episode. He was going say something stupid to Pam and she would be horribly embarrassed so I sort of "rewound" what was going on and went with Pam helped her avoid it and then went over to Jim, took him aside and instructed him not to say anything. My new version worked out much better and in the end I was a bridesmaid at their wedding.

The second dream, I was partying with Anushka at an all night buffet, then we realized it was 6:45 AM and she was going to take me home (which is a joke because Anushka can't drive so it'd totally be the other way around) and I guess I lived at a Hard Rock Hotel for some reason. So I get there and have to go through the restaurant and I see R. Patz (I know, again! So soon!) eating with a bunch of friends so then I want to text Anushka and tell her to come back and see R. Patz but I can't find my phone. Then I go up the escalator and for some reason I decide to go to this cosmetics counter that is on a ledge on the second floor. It is run and patronized only by short Asian chicks with bleach-streaked hair so I'm definitely out of place, also I'm terrified (and rightly so I believe) of falling off this two foot ledge with no railing so I'm crawling and hugging the side. Also, I'm wearing this sort of Kardashianesque dress: It was black made out of this light fabric, I forget what it's called, let's go with chiffon. That sounds right, or something like it, but with sparkly pinstripes. It's got a high neck, and long baggy sleeves with long cuffs but is short. Sort of a shift dress, I dunno it was cool. This is the same shape, but with longer cuffs and like I said it was black with sparkle. And I had my super high black cork wedges on. So I get upstairs and have to go through their brunch type place and see people from church and they are all appalled that I've been out all night partying and are saying things like they didn't think I was that kind of girl and I tried to explain, I seemed to think I had a legit reason to be out, but then was sort of laughing at the idea that I was that kind of girl. Then I think I got distracted and left again.

Dream Sequence

The first dream was very disturbing. It involved Lindsay Lohan, some guy and what can best be described as a Lucille Ball Ninja. If I was any character in this dream, I was the Lucille Ball Ninja. At first, LBN showed up at guru guy's house. Then kung fu stuff happened, I don't remember what or why. There were lots of these short fat scimitar type knives and lots of people dying but very little blood. Then Lindsay Lohan showed up and the LBN caugh the guy and Lindsay having sex so she cut Lindsay Lohan twice, like )( through her stomach and she just stands there in shock while little Tim Burton type blood droplets start to ooze out and then gets one final swipe straight across her stomach and her whole top half falls off. It was very Kill Bill.

In the second dream I was working in a shoe store and we were having a big clearance sale. I was doing pretty well until somebody asked me to help her find some socks in her size and I had to do that thing I hate and don't believe when salespeople do it to me where you say well all we have is right here so if it isn't there then we don't have it. Then we closed I guess or I was off work so I went to the back and was getting ready to go but I had ballet clothes on and had to decide whether or not to change but then I couldn't find my regular clothes.

April Fools Dream

I dreamt that I overslept (at home) and woke up at 10:50 and rushed to make an 11:00 French class. I got into my car but forgot how to get to school and ended up driving along a bike path through a park. I eventually managed to get there but when I did I found out it was really 5:00 so I had really missed it. I went home to find my parents preparing for some sort of party at an alternate site. This Asian couple showed up and were all huggy and said how excited they were to adopt me and put me in their movies. Then someone who was there asked them where they made their films and they said "Indonesia, not China" and that seemed to relieve the person who was asking. When they finally left, I ran (in wedges and a dress! I guess I was already dressed for the party) all the way to where my parents where to ask them if they were going to adopt me out to this family and they both said of course not so I was happy. I even remember telling my mom, while smiling at one of the DAK internationals (I think Andria), that even though I liked them (the DAK internationals) I wasn't so sure about Indonesia in general. Then my mom did ask me to pick up some buns on my way home, because we had a bunch of relatives staying there. I got there and my dad tried to compress all of our cars together to fit in the garage. Like in Harry Potter with the Knight Bus goes between those two other buses. His attempts and the subsequent scratches were making me pretty mad.