Just another dream

I dreamt that I saw a Fozzie Bear just like mine on the side of the road but it was all faded and dirty so I stopped to get it. I hoped it wasn't mine but just the same I didn't want to see a Fozzie looking so sad and decrepit on the side of the road like that. At the same time, it was dirty so I didn't really want to keep it so I left it at a McDonald's so someone could adopt it or I could come back for it if I found out it wasn't mine.

I had another dream that I was moving into my dorm. First I was taken to the new dorm and it was like a mall inside with restaurants and stores (I was excited because I could easily eat after 8:00 now!) and my room was a huge suite with several roomy bedrooms, guys and girls and colorfully decorated. Then they said oh no, this isn't your room and took me to another place that was less fantastic. That too, turned out to not be my room. Finally, I was taken to my room. I opened the door and it was a tiny living room the size of the coat closet in my house with five girls squished into it (and one was in a wheelchair) you had to crawl through a hole to get to another "room" that was even smaller with bunks stacked three high and barely enough room to fit. I started bawling and telling my Dad I couldn't live like that and would he please let me move to another room. The evil gouging housing lady that was showing us around told him it would cost about $800 more a month.

Off the wall dream

This dream is so bizarre, even for me, that I can't really describe very much of it because it just doesn't make any sense. I think Chandler was getting married and we were making preparations or something. Finally some sort of shindig started and all this weird stuff was going on. It was outside in sort of an ampitheatre, with kids running around and there was waterskiing. Yeah, I said it was weird. Then a storm started and we had to evacuate and I got separated from my parents but then I was walking with a friend of my Mom's trying to get back to who knows where. There was a lot of trekking but eventually I got to my house. I went inside with some friends and Condoleeza Rice. We shut the door, but then the screen door blew in and crushed a person. Three other people died including Condy, one from a tree branch that flew in, and with the last one I was trying to close the sliding glass door and I turned around and saw another person die and the Burton blood drops flew at my face in slow motion, very Tarantino. Then I decided I wanted to wake up so I went upstairs and got into bed and tried to sleep and then I woke up.

It's a dream girl!

Last night, I dreamt that I had just woken up from having a baby. Apparently by cesaerean, because I had a scar. My parents were kind of mad because I wouldn't tell them who the father was, but I didn't know. Because I didn't remember having sex at all, and not because I had slept with so many guys that I didn't know which one. She was kind of ugly, like this little girl at work who is vaguely Middle Eastern and hairy. She had lots of crazy black hair. I didn't know what to name her, but I was leaning towards Melody. Then I decided to get dressed but apparently it was too soon because the stitches started to bleed so I had to get back into bed. It was very weird.

Other dreams I have had:
I was walking into a synagoge (no idea why) and started to cross myself, aware that some ceremony was expected of me but not sure what to do.

and more to be added later...

In the eye of the dreamer

Night before last: I went back to Kali, as did a lot of other people. I started to do some sort of opening procedure and full timer got all snotty with me (no one I actually know) and asked me when the last time I had done that and I said that I was a CP last year (implying that it wasn't recently but I had in fact been trained at some point which she seemed to doubt) so then she left me alone. Later, we had to go to a staff meeting of sorts because a much older manager and a young frontline cast member had gotten into an argument. I was walking to where the meeting was supposed to be with my boyfriend? I guess because we were hugging and holding hands and in general being disgustingly nice and affectionate. He told me the two were married and I was sure they couldn't be because they hated each other so much and there was a huge age difference and they both said they weren't gay but he assured me they were which is why their fights were more intense. We got to this big living room and everyone sat on couches all around and the fighting continued as we tried to resolve it. Really the BF and I just kept our mouths shut and made raised eye brow faces at each other.

Last night:
At one point, I was walking with my brother along the sidewalk to my house from the park and saw Andy walking towards us, but he was wearing a turquoise Relient K shirt, the same one that I have except it couldn't have been mine because it fit him appropriately. Their dog Bonnie was with him and acting kind of crazy, pulling him and stuff.

In another possibly unrelated dream, I was trying to drive my brothers and myself to our great-aunt and -uncle's house but had never come from this direction so I wasn't sure where I was going. No problem because I had my Thomas guide but they wouldn't shut up long enough to let me look at it and then I accidentally ran a red light. Then I was someplace by myself, it felt like a college campus or dorm area (I was outside) but that I wasn't allowed to leave. Well I guess that makes it a prison. I was trying to escape. Then I get to this building and my parents are there with Daniel and lots of other people and I dreamed about planning for VBS. My co-teacher was there too and we decided to use Daniel as our focus group. I even remember one of the names I came up with in the dream: Wallaby Warriors! Although I don't think I'll use it. Warrior is sort of aggressive. The weirdest thing about this place was that everything was in bright colors like turquoise, hot pink, etc... not exactly neon but very saturated and vibrant. Even the footballs we were throwing around.

Dreams were made for you and me!

Here's the parts I remember, but I can't remember how they were related or even really what order.
I was talking to Charlie Sheen (who may have been related to me, I seem to remember calling him Uncle Charlie but that could also be because I watch 2 1/2 Men occasionally) and trying to cheer him up. So we looked up his IMDB page and it said he had been sober since 1998 (pretty sure this is not true) and I was telling him how great it was, and that he'd be able to live so much longer for his children etc... but he was still kind of down.

Later I saw Denise Richards and she scoffed at Charlie, because I accidentally said something about knowing him.

I was at a Playboy Mansion party and Fall Out Boy was there, dressed in ridiculous outfits including Mad Hatter type top hats, and apparently they were good friend

s with Hef, who had weird long hair (like Adam in this picture) and tried to hit on me. So I left, and saw Mickey Mouse (in the Disneyland character form) and blew kisses and did all the normal greeting stuff and then he started talking which was weird. Then I went outside and it was a giant arboreum filled with lots and lots of flowering trees and vines and bushes. I saw Jim (from The Office) talking to Oscar, who was commenting on the flowers saying it was much better than the usual office parties. Jim had decided he wanted to use this beautiful set up to marry Pam, but he was worried you wouldn't be able to see the flowers at night and they wouldn't have enough time to put up more twinkle lights. He also didn't want everyone to find out because he didn't want a lot of people in attendance. Then Pam showed up and told him she was getting an abortion because this wasn't the time she wanted to have a baby and she didn't plan it this way, etc... Jim is clearly upset by this and Pam gets a little defensive and starts with the "it's my body..." and the "if you don't support me..." and Jim tries to reassure her, saying she's right and they can have a baby another time. But he is still obviously disappointed and really wanted the baby.

There was an old man who was going to meet the love of his life whom he lost years ago. She showed up but she was still young because she had been cryogenically frozen and she was sort of mad that he had let himself go. Then they separated part of the land we were on into an island and sailed that island to another island where they turned into worms and consumated their uh relationship. Then they sailed that tiny island to another island and I believe were going to turn into slightly more vertebrate animals and I got this impression this would continue. Also that they were escaping and also the rest of society would be a little better without them like they were vampires or murderers or some other blight.

Dreaming with the Stars

The first dream I had was pretty horrible: I dreamt that my mom was divorcing my dad and they were acting like they didn't care. I was yelling at my dad that my mom could live without him but he couldn't live without her. It was awful and I had to remind myself it wasn't very likely when I awoke.

In the second dream, I was backstage on the set of Dancing with the Stars talking to Shawn Johnson and she was super nervous. I still can't remember the second half of this dream!

Won't Be Haunted By Dreams I've Deferred

I thought I already posted this dream, but now I can't find it (which seems to be a trend these days... I can't find LOTS of stuff I've been looking for, but I digress.) so it might be a repeat. Oh well.

I was in the wings of a dance recital of my old studio that I went to in Texas watching all the little girls in their tutus trying to dance. Then I ran into Katie R (who never danced there but for some reason she was backstage) and we were naturally excited to see each other as she still lives in Texas and we haven't seen her in many years. She took me out to the lobby where her dad and Danny (our friend Caitlin's dad, Caitlin being someone who did attend the same studio) and we were all happy to see each other. Then I offered to take them to Animal Kingdom and show them around. When we got there, another family that was friends with my family in Texas, the Bullers, joined us. And I showed them all around Animal Kingdom which was nothing like the real Animal Kingdom, but kind of like the dinosaur park in SimTheme Park.