Not So Far Fetched Dreams

1. My lab partner Rhonda was thankfully working with someone else for some reason. The professor started asking her if she had her taxes done and she started to sob again. (This has happened before, although she was crying about her mother's foot having to be amputated and not taxes. Sadly, that time it was not a dream and I had to sit in a smelly hot micro lab bewildered about what to do with my 40-something lab partner sobbing into her agar. Not a pleasant experience.)



2. I went to McDonald's and ordered two hamburgers and two apple pies (as I am apt to do, it is a filling meal for under $3 and 700 calories) but I was told I would have to wait, as the burgers would take some time. I found this preposterous because I was in McDonald's. I agreed to wait, but then met some friends who took me outside to do something stupid in the back of the restaurant and I was like no, I have to go back they are closing soon and I want my hamburgers. I think I did finally get them in the end. And now I really want hamburgers.