or what transitions there were, but here they are: 1. I was getting my tourist on in NYC and I was walking past the NBC cafeteria which had huge windows (I have no idea if any such place actually exists) and saw Stephen Colbert, John Oliver and other daily show correspondents eating lunch together. They were still all in "costume", meaning suits and ties for most of them but Colbert's hair was still perfectly coiffed and he had on a sparkly red tie, literally the whole thing was covered with red glitte
r. And yes, it was awesome. So I knocked on the window (celebrities make me bold, just ask Julia about when we met Dave Douglas) and waved until Colbert noticed me and he stood up and sort of half stood up in the booth, leaned over so the top half of his body was parallel to the floor and waved back and made all sorts of silly faces. Then I wanted to go inside and get a photo, like my good friend Nushi has, but I realized I forgot my camera. Bad tourist.
r. And yes, it was awesome. So I knocked on the window (celebrities make me bold, just ask Julia about when we met Dave Douglas) and waved until Colbert noticed me and he stood up and sort of half stood up in the booth, leaned over so the top half of his body was parallel to the floor and waved back and made all sorts of silly faces. Then I wanted to go inside and get a photo, like my good friend Nushi has, but I realized I forgot my camera. Bad tourist.2. I was babysitting the Gosselin children again. When I started out, they were taking a nap and Cara (who was being a nice normal child for once, actually I realize now it was switched. The usually bad one was named Cara but was acting good, and the usually good one was named Mady but she
wasn't being particularly bad) and Leah had woken up. They wanted to watch a movie, but I said they had to wait because it would wake their siblings and I wanted them to sleep as long as possible. Then Cara hurt her finger so I was trying to get a glass of ice water to soak it in but she disappeared and I saw Jon and he was mad because he said I lost one of the kids and I said I hadn't but his yelling woke the rest and then it became chaotic but there were lots of other babysitters so I just kept looking for Cara but at this point I started to call her Cady. Then Kate came home and told me I couldn't be a regular babysitter just because I lived too far away which was fine with me. I had had enough of that mad house.
wasn't being particularly bad) and Leah had woken up. They wanted to watch a movie, but I said they had to wait because it would wake their siblings and I wanted them to sleep as long as possible. Then Cara hurt her finger so I was trying to get a glass of ice water to soak it in but she disappeared and I saw Jon and he was mad because he said I lost one of the kids and I said I hadn't but his yelling woke the rest and then it became chaotic but there were lots of other babysitters so I just kept looking for Cara but at this point I started to call her Cady. Then Kate came home and told me I couldn't be a regular babysitter just because I lived too far away which was fine with me. I had had enough of that mad house.
3. I was in Chipotle with my friends and Michael Phelps (We may or may not have been dating... not sure. There was definitely flirtation going on though.) He had 2 or 3 burritos as I recall. I decided to refill my Coke and offered to do the same for him, but he wanted Hi-C pink lemonade. Then I spent what seemed like a long time trying to fill the drinks. At first I got the drinks in the wrong cup, then the Dr. Pepper wasn't mixed properly, then the Hi-C wouldn't come out, but eventually I managed.
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