Red-headed Dreams

I've had a lifelong dream (no pun intended) of being a redhead. (I think a Debra Messing red.)

So in the last two nights, I have subconsciously lived out that dream. First, I dyed my hair red with one of those at-home rinses and initially, it seemed successful: good color, even throughout, I don't know what other qualities to look for in dyed hair but I was happy. But last night, I noticed it was splotchy, some parts were darker or even pink and others bleached (not sure how that happened) and some not dyed at all. So then I tried to hide my failed attempt from my Mom and I found that if I side-parted my hair on the left side instead of the right, I could hide most of the worst of it and then, from the front anyway, it just looked like I had one of those ugly but intentional jobs. My mom wasn't fooled however and confronted me and then just laughed because I looked so stupid.

Also I remember I had a dream about Dober, which was weird. Also a dream in which I tried to buy the Lucy doll I've been looking for but the only "Lucy" doll I could find was the remake of the original in the zebra bathing suit and it even had blond hair so I was like "hey, who do you think you are fooling?" and also weird, the inside the box was really plain. Normally they have colors or pictures or something.