Dreamathon

Dreams from the past week:

1. I dreamt that I was the female member of 21 Jump Street. And by the way, I'm a cop.

2. I dreamt that I was watching a Top Chef-esque show that had a reality show character named Matthew, and he was terrible. The whole time I was thinking, I've seen you on Bravo before, why are you so bad at cooking? When I woke up I realized that was because I saw him on Shear Genius, not Top Chef so I was no longer surprised that he couldn't cook at all and instead ran around fixing other chefs' hair.

3. I dreamt that I was some sort of tech (I think costumes?) for a play. Lea Salonga was in it, but was being all ingenue, like this was her first time on stage. She kept saying things like "I hope I'm doing a good job" and "I hope the director likes me." I tried to encourage her and tell her I really loved her as Eponine and Kim but she was still super nervous. Emilio, from PR, was also there just being a jerk in general. Then I saw Audra (one of my neighbors) who was part of the show to fulfill a class requirement and we were both like "Why is everybody here so nutso?"

4. I was going to Disneyland but forgot my glasses/contacts and couldn't see much of anything. Also I was supposed to be giving directions so that didn't work out too well. When we got there we uh realized? that we had a rat in our group and we had to try to find out who it was. So we told all the people we trusted to meet at a secret place. They whispered the secret place to me, and showed me on the map but I couldn't see because I didn't have my eyes on. (This was after watching Castle, the episode that was a multi-racial version of The Departed.)

5. My dream last night was a horror movie. I can't remember if I've actually see it (not seen it- I never watch horror movies, but seen that it exists) or what, but there was a family with three children. The middle child was evil but also part demon possessed doll (a la Chucky, but in Cabbage Patch form) and it started terrorizing the family. It killed its older brother by removing his face. Then went after mom, dad and the baby. There was lots of chasing and screaming and hiding, until the dad stabbed the crazy kid in the head with a knife. The next scene was a grandmother sitting in a rocking chair, recounting the story and the wisdom she learned from it (what that is, I have no idea) in front of 2 cradles. We zoom up and see twins (the younger siblings of the previous 3), a boy and a girl. The girl gives a horrible evil smile and I guess she's either a reincarnation of the older one or has the same evil doll gene. It was just weird.