Losing My Religion (It was just a dream, just a dream)

These didn't all occur at the same time. I don't want anyone to think I'm having any sort of subconcious religious crisis.

1. I dreamt that I was demon posessed and was trying to figure out how to perform an exorcism on myself. I wondered if I could get to my Bible and read it to myself. It seems silly now, but it was quite terrifying at the time.

2. Last night I dreamt that I was living in the dorms. There was this big panic throughout the world because the rapture was supposed to occur at a specific time that night. I was dubious, but people outside were running around like crazy and I was kind of uncomfortable being alone in my room. Then a shaggy haired guy opened the door with a key and I was like um what are you doing? you aren't my roommate and this old lady, very much like madame lafaver (eww), was like oh on it's ok. And that's it. No more explanation than that. I began to be more and more concerned that the rapture truly was going to occur. But then some crazy girl showed up and explained the "procedure" that including pushing buttons a certain number of times, and it was so complex that I knew then it couldn't be the real thing.

3. I dreamt that little Chandler recognized me whenever I saw him which happened unnaturally frequently. Then, he started calling me Amber and I realized he had me confused with his aunt. I was bummed.

4. I dreamt that I visited the Gosselins, but each day something occured that kept me from going home so I would spend the night at their house. They randomly had an extra room for me. I got to spend time with the kids, especially the cute little ones. Also Jon, but not in a creepy way. At one point I was selling cards and he offered to buy some. I think we also tried to take them to the movies.