Friday, December 26, 2008

Apartment Dream, Take Two


An oldish lady was moving into our apartment (like Phyllis, maybe but with white hair) and she was walking around checking out all the cabinets and such when she saw my locker and was all "hey I can't get in there, it's locked" and tugging on the lock. Initially I made a motion to go open it obediently but then realized that I didn't have to and said "well that's my stuff and my lock. You don't need to get in there."

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Squeaky Clean Dreams

A couple of nights ago, I dreamt that my family came over and my apartment was dirty again and I got really mad at my roommates for not keeping it clean.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Another Dream Baby

I dreamt that I was pregnant (big surprise there) but I wasn't very far along. I was still working at Kali, (I remember being on the turntable) but I felt that I was starting to show but I wanted people to know I was pregnant and not to think I was fat.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Dreamery

My dad and I were going to pick up my birthday cake at one of those fancy "Charm City Cakes" type places. I had apparently asked them to use my Epcot sweatshirt as inspiration but described it as "Mickey heads and international flags" because I got something that looked like this:











Instead of this:










The cake was simple, but not in a bad way except for the top. There was nothing on it, it was just plain white fondant. So we expressed disappointment the decided to get some fake shiny sparkler looking things to put on top. The kind that they use at Rainforest Cafe in the middle of the volcano cake instead of an actual sparkler even though in the picture there is an actual sparkler. Or I think I decided and he sort of chased after me. Then we went back and they were starting to re-fondant the whole cake in these weird shades of purple and I was like "aah, stop ruining my cake!" but I don't know how it ended.

Friday, December 12, 2008

I seriously need to stop dreaming about work...

I dreamt that I got a point for accidentally injuring another cast member by dropping a box on their foot on the turntable. Then I got half a point because I clocked in 5 minutes late because a manager was blocking me from getting to CDS.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

In Dreams You Will Lose Your Heartache

I dreamt that Domenic and I were hanging out and I guess walking along the pier again and he tried to hold my hand. Then later he asked "if there was another formal, would stay up really late with me afterwards?"

Also, I went to work but I had to get a new costume and for some reason getting to wardrobe involved climbing up a creaky old ladder and through an air vent or something but all they had were Trek costumes and not Kali costumes.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

More Stress Dreams

First, I dreamt that my mom came to help me pack up to go home. It was weird like most of the people were gone but there were a few still here but not necessarily the ones who lived here. Then I left to go get us something to eat at this hot dog place, it was called Casey's but it wasn't like the one in the Magic Kingdom. I didn't know what my mom wanted so I decided to get two combos, one with hot dogs and the other with a roast beef sandwich and figured I'd eat whichever she didn't want but then I had to figure out how to carry it back. Then I got back and she was all ready to go and we left but I forgot to go around and check to make sure everything was gone so I was afraid I had left some stuff.

Then I had this sort of intercalary dream:
I decided to go horseback riding and against everyone's better judgements I decided to jump as well. So I spent the better part of this dream rearranging the jumps because no one would do it for me. I made them super small but was distracted by the fact that Flyer kept wandering off. When I was finally ready, a bunch of little siblings that I don't have showed up (including some very young girls) and kept trying to play in the arena so I couldn't jump.

Back to the original dream I think:
I wasn't going home after all but I wasn't extending, I'm not really sure. I was pretty much just stuck in limbo. But my family was there. I had this sudden fear and turned to my dad and asked "did you remember to change my flight?" thinking I had missed it and we'd lost all that money.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Zip-a-dee-do-da Dream

All I remember from this dream is that its soundtrack, if you can call it that, was the song from Splash Mountain:
How do you do?
Mighty pleasant greetin'.
Pretty good sure as you're born.
Pretty good sure as you're born.
How do you do?
Mighty pleasant greetin'
How do you do?
Say it when you're meetin'
How do you do?
With every one repeatin'
Pretty good sure as you're born.
Pretty good sure as you're born.


Although I really know is the "how do you do?"s and hum the rest but it pervaded my subconscious nonetheless.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Dreams Don't Come True

I don't know any other part except that somehow I won food (mostly bananas and brownies with walnuts) which I was excited about because I currently have no breakfast food and I was like, "hey now I can eat breakfast!" so I was kind of bummed when I woke up and didn't have any food after all.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Dream the Impossible Dream


I dreamt that I met Ron Howard and totally nerded out on him, telling him how wonderful he was and how much I loved him but then I couldn't actually remember anything he was in after Happy Days and American Graffiti so I felt really lame and stupid. Then he told me with no uncertainty that there would be an Arrested Development movie and that made me super excited. I was sad to wake up from this one.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

At least, I hope it was a dream


Last night I dreamt that Lauren came back to our apartment out of breath and began to cry because she missed her bus. It doesn't really sound like her though. The crying part, not the missing the bus part. Because Lauren is very likely to miss buses.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Like Dreamers Do

I had three dreams that were mildly sequential.

First, we had a new roommate instead of Eduarda. It was an old woman, one of the seasonals, named Carol. She decided she needed to use my bedroom and moved all of my stuff to another bedroom and I was thoroughly offended because I really don't like people touching my stuff.

Second, I was at home with my roommates and Domenic and possibly one other guy, I'm not sure who. I think Carol was fighting with one of them so I decided to leave. I try to get dressed, but first I can't decided which pair of chones to wear (weird I know but it wasn't like I was standing there naked or anything, I was about to change clothes) then I can't find any clothes that match because so many of my clothes are still in California. I have a crimson top, my red patent leather platform slingbacks, my new black heels with snake skin accent and a light yellow and blue striped linen pencil skirt that is really dirty, the whole thing is very dingy as if it is really old. So naturally none of these really go together to create a whole ensemble. Plus, then my roommates and Domenic and the other guy all sort of split up and decide to go different places but nobody includes me so I'm left alone with my mismatched clothes.

Third, I was at work, in tower (although our ride is now actual multiple water slides instead of one big raft flume but whatever) and I saw a grandfather, father, and three little boys on a tube or something going down one slide on the monitor and the little boys were standing up. So I spieled to them to sit down, they didn't. I hit the ride stop and spieled again but obviously on a slide there is nothing to stop them it just meant other people wouldn't go on after them. Then I tried to restart the ride by calling whoever has the other restart button because it would be on the turntable but there was obviously no turntable and who was working there? Carol. I counted down so we could hit the button together but it didn't work. She said I counted too fast. Tried again and she gave another excuse. Finally a third time I counted very clearly and slowly but I hit the wrong button and the whole console started moving out towards me. Apparently there was another green button next to the restart button that caused this. So I hit it again and it paused and then continued to move. Then I noticed a small red button behind it and pushed that and that made it stop. But before I could try to restart the ride, the console started smoking so I yelled for help and a bunch of people came in and helped me clear out the smoke so the smoke alarm wouldn't go off with the sprinklers and then completely destroy the electrical system. We accomplished this and then the managers and engineers and other people showed up to find out what happened and accuse me and I had to keep retelling the story which is probably why I remember this dream so clearly. I kind of implied that Carol was somewhat to blame because she couldn't restart the ride properly.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Not a fun dream for me

I dreamt that I got into a screaming fight with my brother that escalated into physical hitting.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Another Baby Dream

I dreamt that my new Brazilian roommate told me she couldn't go to Animal Kingdom this morning as planned because she had to go to Traditions and suddenly she had a baby and decided to leave him behind by putting him in a baby swing, saying vaguely in thickly accented English that we didn't actually have to watch him just if he needs anything to give it to him. So I went up to Darlene and was all "is she seriously leaving her baby here?" and Darlene said something Darlene-y. So I went and looked at the baby (really more like a young toddler) and saw that he looked like this other kid I knew who was possibly retarded so then I decided to study him more to decide if he too was retarded. Also, I didn't want to leave a possibly retarded child alone in a baby swing. But I was still mad that she cancelled our plans and then went off and left her possibly retarded son in our care without even asking us.

Friday, November 21, 2008

6 o'clock already and I was just in the middle of a dream

I dreamt that I overslept and woke up just as the bus was supposed to arrive (10:28) making me panicked that I woud be late for work. Then, I realized it was actually only 7 something and I went back to sleep.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Somebody Spoke And I Went Into A Dream

Last night, I dreamt that I was married to Domenic and pregnant. He was taking me to meet with some Animal Programs people. On the way, I realized I wasn't dressed in professional attire but I figured I was pregnant, so that was as good an excuse as any to wear jeans. Then before the meeting, I was apparently having contractions although I didn't feel any pain, I just suddenly became aware that the impending child would be arriving soon. My husband called an ambulance but as it arrived, I was kidnapped and I remember reaching out and screaming his name, dramatically brushing his face with my fingers as I was carried away, then I blacked out. I woke up in the back of a semi with some middle aged church looking ladies who were talking about finding an alternate route to the hospital. I was incensed that they apparently didn't know how to get me to the hospital but they were trying to keep from knowing that they were lost.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Year of Dreams (if not quite a million)


Perhaps there is some inverse relationship between living your dreams and having them while you sleep because I haven't dreamt much at all since I've been here. Or it could be because I usually sleep only 5 or 6 hours a night. Either/or. However, I did have a dream last night during which I went to Disneyland with Kelli. She found out the park was closing early for a Christmas party so she decided to upgrade our tickets and I was like eh I don't really want to pay for that plus she got us more days in the park, but we had to go home when I wanted to buy tickets to the Christmas party so we could just stay later that night. Then she disappeared during the ticket fiasco so I had to try to track her down and I went inside this weird building that looked like a school built in the '70s that oddly enough houses Space Mountain to find a dry place to call her. Oh yea, it was raining.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Juno Who


I dreamt that I was pregnant and trying to pull a Juno type thing with Ryan. Not the part where I give the baby away though. I actually had no plans after giving birth. But I was ready to have the baby even though I was probably only 4 months along. I already had all I wanted in the hospital with me: a book and chapstick.


And now I can't remember the second one! Crap.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Family and Co-Cast Member Matters

In this dream, my parents were filthy rich and I was scorning their wealth and did not want their help getting a job with favors or whatever rich people use which I guess is why I was working at Disney? Not sure. They also had two sets of twins, infants and toddlers. The youngest were named Harry and Samantha I think and the older two were Harry and something. So yea, I had two brothers named Harry. They also had a bunch of nannies. I snuck in the house to see my siblings without having to talk to my parents and the nannies sort of aided and abetted.


Also, in what may or may not have been a related adventure, I dreamt about this really hot Portuguese guy I work with. No details about this part, I don't remember much except that I was trying to start a conversation with him with only minimal success.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Reality Check

I dreamt that I was running late for school (I was supposed to be there at 9:25 so you know it was a Monday) but as always when you or at least I am running late the panic causes everything to take longer. Also, two people I currently work (adults, not CP so that makes it extra weird) with were there trying to borrow my car and therefore additionally slowing down my process.

I also dreamt that I was trying to go to church but didn't have any church clothes.

And apparently, this was a dream as Keith swears it never happened. But I thought I saw him wear a green costume instead of the pink one and complain about it because he prefers the pink one.


Saturday, October 18, 2008

Luckily, neither of these came true

I dreamt that Nicole ate all my peanut butter.

I also dreamt that we went to Ghiradelli for our sundaes, but the sold them in pieces like the sauce in a tiny jar and for some reason, I was mad that we had to build it by ourselves.

Friday, October 17, 2008

This would probably make a really good Lifetime movie

In this dream, I had a new boyfriend, who was great except for this weird obsession with what I wore and knew every piece of my clothing and at first I thought it was cute but by the end I thought it was creepy. I was going into my mom's bakery and I was sucking in my stomach, trying to imagine what it would look like if I had a smaller waist and promising myself to stop eating junk and start working out more and then I gave it up and ate a pastry. Then my dad (neither of these bear any resemblance to my actual parents) rushed in saying he was afraid of his new wife and something to the effect that it had been a mistake to divorce my mom, etc... My boyfriend showed up just before my step-mom and when she arrived wanting to kill my parents he started yelling and I was pissed because he was going to tell her where we were but he outsmarted her by saying we were going one way and then going another. After he saved our lives and reunited my parents, I liked him even better.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite

I dreamt that a guest came up to me and said their kid had a bug bite and that it itched really bad and could I get them first aid. I tried to explain to them that if I did that I would have to call a coordinator and it would be a hassle for me and a long wait for them but if they wouldn't tell anyone, I could give them some anti-itch cream "off the book" so to speak. I woke up and found several large, itchy bug bites on my legs that I had been scratching all night long.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

100th Dream Post! How exciting.

Last night, I dreamt that my roommate Lauren had rented a baby, or was involved in some sort of pick-up baby-sitting service or something. Point is, she had been entrusted with a baby and then returned said baby but they said she didn't. So we had to run around trying to prove that she had returned the baby. This included a visit to the check out table where they insisted that because the baby's assigned pacifier wasn't back, that neither was the baby but I insisted I remembered seeing the pacifier there. At the same time, there was a costume party going on. I saw a little girl dressed as Leia in a obviously store-bought costume. Then I saw this girl I work with in a Queen Amidala costume that looked home made but still impressive. She was with a slightly ugly version of Anakin.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Ok, Maybe This Dream Does Mean Something

I dreamt that everyone at work made fun of me for saying "like" too much, which is probably based on some level of insecurity because I have noticed I say it much more than other people.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

OTC Dream

I dreamt that I saw Flatbush and he was dating Katie Fracolli. They got all PDA and I was kind of jealous. I'm pretty sure this was at UC Davis, in some building. Then Robert showed up and I screamed at him to get away from me but it didn't stop him and he chased me around. I took some Nyquil before going to bed, if that is at all significant.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Dream a Bunch of Little Dreams

Last night:
I dreamt that I went home for a few days and drove my car, but I was really out of practice and it was pretty disastrous. On the plus side, I'm pretty sure I didn't strike anyone. Also, I was mad that I went home because I didn't want to go home because I knew if I went home I might not want to come back. Which wasn't true, I did want to come back so it didn't make sense to be mad that I had come home when the reason I didn't want to come home was moot.

A couple of nights ago:
I dreamt that I was sick and couldn't breathe.

Several nights ago:
I dreamt that I was in Coburn's class again but for some reason he was a little kid, sort of Doogie Howser-ish, still the teacher but more running around, yelling and blowing stuff up. Notice I said more because grown-up Coburn does plenty of that already.

I had another dream that night that I got a shift at another ride, Expedition Everest, but I was freaking out because I've never been trained on Expedition Everest.

Finally, I had a third dream in which I was alive as both my current self and as a baby, about 6 months old since I was crawling but not walking yet. My current self wanted to study my baby self through interactive play to see if any current attributes were present at that age.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Not Exactly A Blaze of Dream Glory

Unfortunately what was once a rather long, slightly amusing and vivid dream has all but submerged itself once more in my subconscious. All I can recall is that there was a fire and I was running around with a blue fire extinguisher, the size of one of those helium tanks in party stores, that was somehow "health" like you were supposed to use in hospitals around sick people trying to put out the fire. I feel I was somehow blamed for the fire or that I wasn't responding correctly. Maybe it will come back to me.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Megan in Dreamland (Off With Their Heads!)

I dreamt that I was leaving work at the same time as a bunch of characters, but they were walking around with their heads off and I tried to tell them that there were still guests around and that they should walk around without their heads but they wouldn't listen. I remember a Simba (which we don't even have, at least one that walks around) and Dale and Pluto. Also, there was a Cinderella and I measured myself against her and was mad because we were the exact same height and I couldn't be a princess.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

This dream was scarier than it should have been

I dreamt that I was in grocery store trying to buy a muffin pan, oven mitts and lean cuisine. (All things we currently lack in our apartment.) Also I saw raisin oatmeal Eggo waffles and decided to get those too. But I couldn't find the stuff and started to have a panic attack. Finally I got my mom to help me but she couldn't find it either and then we were be chased around by this guy who wanted to make romantic advances towards her. It was quite stressful. Also, I saw Shannon and Jeff (who wasn't Jeff but really some Indian guy but without an accent) who were participating in some sort of mentoring program for under privileged children or whatever and they had to meet with kids all day and they talked about how sometimes they wanted to sleep in so they wouldn't meet with the 8 o'clock kids.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Dream Catsup

A while ago:
I dreamt that little Chandler became ugly and we were all like, wow he used to be so cute. Why is he ugly now? I hope his new sibling is as cute as he used to be. I was relieved when I woke up and realized he was still as cute as ever.

A couple of days ago:
I dreamt that I went to visit Flyer, who was apparently still under the care of my old trainer, but when I got there I didn't have a helmet. So I went home, and then Flyer was there. But I had no place to ride him so I had to figure out how to get him to a place I could ride him.

Last night:
I dreamt that I was pregnant. I do not know by whom, but I was apparently unattached and also unconcerned. I already had another child. I became progessively bigger throughout the dream although eventually I think I -- and therefore the impending one as well-- was injured.

Friday, September 5, 2008

The picture says it all: I suppose "Dream Journey" is as good a title as any

First Dream: In my dream, I was frantically trying to get ready for my first official day of work here at Disney, a class called Traditions. We have to wear "professional attire": dress pants & shoes, button down shirts, etc... and I was apparently running late and trying to find an outfit. (although I already had one) I guess I wanted something cooler and was wondering if my denim skirt would do (it won't) and anyway then I'd have to wear tights so it wouldn't be that much cooler but I had some random writing on my leg that wouldn't wash off so it wouldn't work anyway. My name tag played no part in the dream, but I'm so excited that I can't help showing it off every chance I get.





Second Dream: I was walking around a Disney park in normal clothes but also on some sort of official business. I saw Shawn, and he asked why so many kids were in costume and I explained that it was Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party and he said something grumpily about it being stupid or them getting in his way. Then Rachel and I were being chased by some tiny character (I think it was Crash Bandicoot, so he definitely shouldn't have been there but whatever) until he fell and hit his head. Then we were worried about him, obviously, but after he went kind of psycho. I escaped to go get help on my broomstick (Ă  la Harry Potter) but found myself floating above a show in which a gargoyle (from Hunchback) was capturing a castle while the Princesses, children and various other characters watched. I contributed myself in it, completely uninvited, by swooping down over the children and adding my own emphatic comments. The Princesses looked up at me kind of quizzically and disgustedly.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

For a limited time only! Four dreams for the price of one!

Sunday: I dreamt that I was pregnant, and going into labor. The details of this dream are a little disgusting and not at all biologically accurate so I will leave them out. Eventually, I gave birth to a stillborn child, a girl with brown hair. I became pretty grumpy about the whole thing, and especially blamed my husband. Then, I went back to school and pushed myself around in a wheelchair being really unhappy. I remember particularly meeting Casey and another person.


Monday: I dreamt that I was Gene Simmons' trophy girlfriend. There was nothing physical, except on the red carpet when he would put his arm around my shoulders possessively. (Which would be fine with me because I'd much rather date This involved me wearing very restrictive clothing, including (I recall specifically) a plastic black corset type leotard thing that went under my dress. No idea what happened to Shannon.


Tuesday: I dreamt that I saw three little girls from the club (Jordan, Riley and Sloane) but I didn't want to talk to them, lest I should seem creepy to their mom or other adults.


Last night: I dreamt that I was singing along to "Buddy Holly" and then Rivers showed up and told me I was singing it wrong.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

I knew this was a dream it was too good to be true and the coincidences were a bit much too...

I dreamt that I went to church, but got stuck teaching a Sunday School class for all three hours so I didn't get to see anyone and say goodbye on this, my last Sunday for a while. I did manage to find Mr. Ed and Ms. Cyndie and so they were the only ones I got to see before I left.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

A Dream of Reality

At first I was at work (at the club, where I no longer work) and the childcare people had different breakroom from the front desk people, but they were adjacent and there was some stealing of food back and forth. It was also near closing time, so I was trying to use the coarse gym towels to clean up some watery mess.

Later, I was at some sort of youth group gathering and Thielen was speaking casually about dating too young and he was asking me questions about my own experiences to further illuminate the topic. Shawn was sitting near by scoffing at my answers and offering snide comments.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Any Dream Will Do


The dream began with me working at Old Navy, but instead of doing actual work I had been picking out things for myself. However, we were only allowed to use our employee discount on Fridays and this was, apparently, a Thursday. So I tried to hide the clothes I had so I could come back tomorrow and buy them without having to bother putting them away and finding them all over again. I went into the bathroom (the only logical place) but couldn't find a suitable and un-gross place. Also it began to feel a little illegal. Then I got yelled at by my superior for being in the bathroom too long.

Then, without transition, it is the next morning and I am supposed to go to high school to fill in for someone. Possibly Kelli. I meet a person outside the school grounds who helps me dress in the mascot costume, which I guess is part of my substitution, and it's a duck. (It actually looked a lot like this.) Then I have to go to PE, which is my all-time least favorite class. We are told to run, a path that takes up several flights of stairs which are outside and the clangy type. (I'm just following everyone else.) At the top, I meet Joe and Lauren (her brother, not mine) who have also graduated from high school, not to mention never attended the school I'm at. (It's either Livermore High or Foothill. I dunno why, that's just what I felt.) Then we ran back down and passed through this building which turned out to be a mini-museum on campus and had several displays of "hauntings". Initially, upon looking into the various cases, one would see a person (usually female) in some sort of presumably innocuous position. (one I remember was a girl leaning slightly out of a window, as if to look for something.) Then, when you looked again, the person disappeared and there were plaques to explain the various stories of how these people died as a result of slight alterations to the scenes and their ghosts continued to haunt the place. Everyone else who ran past this everyday took no notice, and I was left behind because I was so interested and wanted to read it. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of the stories. I can only guess that the girl fell out of the window. However, I was one of the first to arrive back at the gym. I still think, despite being assured otherwise, that I must have missed some leg of the course but I was not overwhelmed by guilt. I didn't manage to make it into the "finish square" and was prompted by the PE teacher to do so. Naturally, Tim Gunn was the PE teacher.



Again, something completely unrelated happened although I can't help feeling they are all part of the same dream. Someone showed me a magazine that had an article on college life or colleges or something and it listed the four years and 3 or 4 names of people in that year (if it were rational, it might be people in that year they had interviewed or something) and under junior, my first and last name was listed. I was surprised, but readily assumed it was one of the many other Megans but Katie's name was listed after mine. I was more surprised by this because she's not a junior. Then after Katie's name, a picture of Belle in her blue dress but with wild eyes. Then some blurb about how it was obvious we were good with children, which I didn't think was obvious at all because all it said was our names! When I looked at it again, still perplexed, the spelling of Katie's name had changed.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

A "Power"-ful Dream


I dreamt that I was at camp, and couldn't find my purse. I was pretty sure it was stolen, but I had to make a thorough search so that I didn't accuse falsely. Then, I was a superhero and so was the man for whom I had some affection, to what extent I'm not sure. He was either a younger Alan Rickman, or a much more attractive Snape, I really don't know. Well this picture sort of looks like a mug shot but it's the best I could find.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Fresh Squeezed Dreams

Last night I had a second dream in which Julia was pregnant. I don't recall much about the first except that she was and it was pretty scandalous, needless to say. In this one, they were throwing a baby shower for her. Already I was sort of unhappy about the situation, but the shower irritated me even more because it was given by someone I didn't even know and all the other attendees were random girls in Julia's grade that we also didn't know. I got a ride with a couple of these girls and we were the first to arrive. It was this rundown, shack-like duplex. We pulled in the gate and parked on a broken up concrete driveway amidst decades worth of debris. There was a keypad by the garage door, and for some reason I knew the code so I typed it in but the garage went haywire and kept opening and closing rapidly until I entered the code a second time. I was fearful of incurring the wrath of the upstairs neighbor, however this went unnoticed. We got inside the house and were met by a fairly slovenly woman. (Now that I think about, it is probably a rather insulting version of Julia's and my new boss at work. It's my subconscious, I can't help it.) The apartment is clean, if cluttered and dilapidated. Then Sharon Osborne comes down from upstairs and takes out a bunch of preschool type paints and proceeds to paint with odd shapes and invites the three of us to do so. I decline. Sharon insists and then asks "are you afraid of the paint?" To which I replied in the positive. Finally she left and the other girls arrived. They had brought Julia, who wasn't even showing, but hurried inside before her so we could all hide and yell surprise which I felt was thoroughly stupid. So there we were, trying to pretend like we knew each other, celebrating what could generously be called a blessing in disguise. Eventually I asked Julia if she was keeping the baby. (Which I think I already knew but I suppose I couldn't contain myself any longer.) I think it was when she was opening the presents! She said "Oh, yea I guess I am." Then it sort of evolved into a screaming match about how she will be ruining her own life and the baby's, it's not fair to him, she should give him up for adoption, etc... And of course she argued back that he was hers, how could she bear to let him go, wanting to take responsibility, etc... It ended with me tearfully saying that I want a little James Parker more than anyone, but this is not the right time and Julia, who was also tearful at this time, said something to the effect of "I know," although I don't think I fully convinced her, just undermined her resolution. So then we could be chummy again and made fun of the fact that we didn't know any of these people. (I think they knew each other though.) And I asked her who she had sex with (yes, so crass!) and she said Alex and that he was a nerd. She gave a last name too but I can't remember it. Then, a disheveled Tina Fey runs in (who lives in the crummy apartment next door) and says "Oh, the party is already started!" in a disappointed way because she had brought something for the party or wanted to do something, I'm not really sure. That reminded me to tell Julia about Sharon Osborne. I don't think I really got it out before the party broke up and I had to leave with the girls who gave me a ride. They took me back to the church and then I think I had to change clothes and go to the other building for something but somehow I ended up at work (different job than the one that was previously mentioned) and this annoying kid, Nicolas, was there. His dad finally came to pick him up, but Nicolas hadn't eaten his pizza yet so I offered to wrap some up for him to take home (we serve pizza to drop-off kids on special designated nights, I add this only to point out that it it not as weird as it sounds) so he would leave. I go back to where the pizzas are and there is a brand new fresh club chicken pizza. (The tomatoes are arranged in lines, which I thought was weird.) I'm trying to figure out how to sneak some of it out (although we are totally allowed to eat the pizza, as long as the kids get served first.) while I'm getting some less fresh pepperoni for Nicolas. And that's pretty much the end.





I had another dream, which may or may not be related, in which I was driving somewhere pretty far because I was on the free way and had to make stops along the way. Sometimes I got turned the wrong way and had to use these random dirt road off-shoots to go back the other direction. I stopped at this weird hospital-looking mall, which may have been both or neither to pee and change clothes. (Again! I don't know what that is about. I'm sure Freud would have something to say but I already know his answer and I don't care for it.) But I can't find any restroom stalls that are large enough. I wander into a women's prison, where all the prisoners are somewhere else but the warden or whatever was there and so I started asking all these questions like if they have to eat the same thing everyday. She showed me their toilets which were really wide urinals at different heights (like water fountains) and surrounded by waist-high walls. The warden (whom otherwise seemed nice and fairly normal) laughed maniacally when I asked how on earth anyone was supposed to use those toilets.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

"And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. Still one of my dreams."

I dreamt that my boss lost some sort of make-up thing: it was a long tube, about the size of a quarter in diameter. I think it was flesh colored but for some reason we were calling it blush. Anyway, she was freaking out and made us all look for it.
Not my boss. But wouldn't it be fun if he was?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I dreamt that you were by my side...

Several days ago:
It was sort of a hazy dream in which a bunch of kids from work were running around all crazy like and it was very chaotic and I was trying to get things under control.



A few days ago:
I dreamt that I was at church on a Sunday morning and I passed the kitchen and saw a few of the little homeschool girls making a mess. I told them to stop it. When I walked by again, they were still doing it so I started yelling at them to leave the kitchen and that they lost their kitchen priveleges.



Last night:
I dreamt that I was getting married. The first wedding was very beautiful (lots of green foliage and white roses in those overhead things, I forget what they are called and my dress was yellow but that is not implying anything!) but for some reason I didn't hear what was going on so I missed it. Then I made everyone re-do it. But the bridesmaids were gone and my Dad wasn't there to walk me down the aisle. It started with Kelli, Amy and some unrecognizable person talking about how great I am. I didn't say this was a normal wedding. But since everyone else had already seen it, they kept talking and I was getting a little ticked. Also, no one seemed to care about the groom. He was sort of short with a slight build, but a redhead. Then after the wedding went to these cabins that were up high on stilts. People wouldn't leave us alone which was ok except that I had to pee really badly.



Another dream, also about a wedding, was probably based on that of Empress Elisabeth of Bavaria about which I just read a book. There were attendants in front and behind the bride wearing large ball gowns. In front they were white and gold and those after the bride were black and gold. It was a big long royal procession.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Some More Dreams (too lazy to come up with a dream allusion or pun)

It started out as one of those stress dreams where you are trying to do something but never really getting anything accomplished. I was trying to get ready for work but I never progressed so I decided to go to the beach instead. There, I ran into Alex which was slightly awkward to say the least. Also, we are both ridiculously pale. Then we discussed the smell of sunscreen and random stuff and it was sort of less awkward. I left and this part gets fuzzy. I guess I saw my mom and some of my friends. They made me mad by saying "that sounds like you" in reference to throwing a fit about something minor. Yes, I see the irony. So I was walking away with them, but still mad at them, and I walked by a building with Alex in it and tried to make a sad, "being taken against my will" face and not a mad, mean face.

I was in a ballet class with about a hundred other people when Anthony came in. I was so excited to see him I ran over and gave him such a big jump hug that we fell over. Then he gave me a very unromantic friendly peck. Which was still weird. Then my class was over and we did something else. Dang, I knew I should have written this down.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Candy-Coated Dream

Last night I dreamt that Robert got into my house and showed up at my bedroom door. He was giving me Valentines candy, but not chocolate it was a heart shaped container of sweettarts or something like that, and trying to woo me back. I yelled at him to get out and never come near me again then I fought to close the door and hopefully shut him out. Finally he left, but there was a trail of Wonka candy down the hall. Somehow I managed to see that through the keyhole, despite the fact that my door doesn't actually have one let alone the type you can see through. These dreams are just mildly irritating and not scary.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Oh The Places You'll Dream

I had a dream the night before I went to Disneyland. I was sleeping in Lindsay's roommate's room and I saw she had "What Color is Your Parachute?" This is necessary information to understand where the following dream came from: In the dream, Kelli was complaining about Aaron Brynildson, saying he was being a jerk and that he wouldn't let her parachute be the color she wanted.

Last night, I dreamt that my brother told me he had decided to be a firefighter.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Les RĂªves

I had a dream in French. I don't think there was an actual story, I was just talking to some people in French.

In another dream, I was attending Howie's wedding but he never showed up. His brother was there trying to entertain the guests while we waited.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Some Vague Dreaminess

1. Robert was chasing me or something. This one wasn't particularly scary, though.

2. I was interacting with Joy from My Name is Earl and she had a baby girl named Joyann.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Magically Delicious Dreams

1. I was at Hogwarts eating lunch with the Weasleys. We were eating what I can only assume are magical meal replacement lollipops. The long swirly ones. Also, it wasn't in the Great Hall but in a smaller room made by several curtains. We were also riding our brooms. Ginny informs me that for lunch, the eat with their own family thus there are several curtains partitioning multiple rooms. We pull back the one next to us and there is Hermione and Harry eating together. They look slightly guilty, but Hermione explains defiantly that otherwise, she and Harry would have to eat alone as they have no other family at Hogwarts!



2. I awoke, and began to walk downstairs. On each step were two markers, the same color but different brand/style/size. I arrive in the dining room, surprised to find the family friends that just left our house on their way to Australia. Their parents tell me that their two daughters missed us so much that on their way back home to Texas, the girls wanted to stay with us another week. How a month in Australia became 2 days (which, may I remind you, is not enough time to fly there and back. Must've been a Narnia type thing.) I don't know. My mom was making pancakes like she did the morning the departed and I thought, "Wow, they must really like pancakes."

Friday, July 11, 2008

Is this just a dream or really happening?

I met his guy named Skyler (I couldn't decide which spelling of that name was the least effeminate. I think it's actually Schuyler but I distinctly remember a K in the dream so I went with an E instead of an A.) in a pubbish place. He looked exactly like John Krasinski except with a slight reddish tint to his hair. He was a twin (I know! That means there are two of them!) And he had two sets of twins for brothers, one older and one younger. But all redheads. My mom met him too and I think liked him. We decided to start dating and we were about to change the relationship status on facebook.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

This One's About a Dream I Had Last Night (Matt, Matt and Myself)

I was in a restaurant with my Mom and I saw Matt Hoopes. I went up to him and started talking. The conversation lasted a while, but now I can't remember the specifics. He was very talkative, which I can't imagine Hoopes being in real life. Then I asked who he was there with, and he said the other guys in the band so I asked if I could meet them too. He said yes, although somewhat begrudgingly. As we walked towards his table, I saw Matt Thiessen get up and walk away so I called out to him "Matt Hoopes!" which is, of course, the wrong name. Something I do tend to do, but Matt Thiessen took offense. I tried to explain that I did know which Matt was which, I just misspoke but he and the other members of the band (Dave though, not Ethan) were dubious. Eventually they gave up and decided to be nice and talk to me.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Nothing Gold Can Stay (Even Dreams)

I was driving at night, trying to make a left turn into a parking lot (like that of the Stoneridge mall) it had several sequential entrances & exits but nobody would let me in so I had to go all the way to the end, which was far away from where I wanted to go. Which turned out to be work, which was now attached to a hospital and not a health club. But where I was was basically a tenement, slummy apartment building. So I parked and cautiously got out of my car. There were homeless looking people lurking in the background. I instantly ran into the assistant childcare manager Charnice ( not assistant to the childcare manager) who told me Brittany (co-worker) was in the hospital and we were all going to see her, which we did. I'm not sure what was supposed to be wrong with her.



Then I had to go to class where I met up with Meredith, another co-worker who was also my roommate in the dream. (She's like my old roommate Aly, only kind of annoying.) The classroom was set up like a large bedroom. M and I and a few others sat on this bed with a cobalt blue cover that happened to be laminated. Anthony was also in the class, as well as another Cal High person that I feel ambivalently about. (I think it was Sarah Meltzer.) Even so, this was college and not high school. The prof was Lafaver-esque and told us all we had to do was visit people in the hospital to get credit. But a bunch of kids complained that they wanted actual work to do and I was peeved. (Although, in my awakeness I realize that I would be the one doing that.) So the prof said we could go in groups of three. Naturally, I wanted to be in a group with Anthony but M grabbed me. More people started complaining so I couldn't get Anthony's attention to ask him to join our group. Then Sarah came over and asked to join our group but I wanted to work with A so I had to brush her off without hurting her feelings. Then we had to write something, but the prof was worried we would tear the laminant bed sheet. When we showed her we hadn't, she let us leave. When I caught up with A, he was on a treadmill. He enthusiastically agreed to be in my group. Then I told him about my co-worker in the hospital and we were both excited because it would be easy. Now that I think about it, that's pretty awful. I was wearing gray Chucks with purple laces which enabled me to transport, but only a few feet away. So I amazed him by transporting out the door, ostensibly on my to go my next class. But just outside the room, I forgot what class I was supposed to go to. Then I had to sneak past the door (because I didn't want him to know I guess) to go back to my room and look at my schedule. When I got there, I couldn't read it. Although it was long block of red T/W/Th, so it must have been important. ( I use Excel for my schedule.) I was probably already late anyway, so I gave up. M was there stretching and practicing some sort of swimming stroke, the butterfly I think. She had a large cylinder tube or something with gold stickers on it. I picked it up and the first one had three waves on it. I peeled it off and asked if this was her password. (No, I don't get it either.) She said yes. Then I asked if I could have the sticker and she said no. I tried to put it back on but the other stickers (all Disney related) kept falling off too. I tried to put them back in their original positions so she wouldn't know but they would not stick. I also noticed a necklace: one of those plastic ones for little girls with Ariel on it. At the time it made sense because she was a swimmer but in actuality M is a dancer. I quickly put the cannister down with the stickers and did that slow tip toe sneaky run to get out. She picked up the cannister and howled (although not literally) about how the sitckers wouldn't stick, even though they were brand new. The way she said it made me think she'd had this trouble before so I felt slightly relieved of my guilt. I went back to the hospital, sans group members, to visit Brittany who was complaining and yelling, insisting she shouldn't be there because there wasn't anything wrong with her.



The last half of the dream I had the overwhelming sensation of being sleepy. That feeling that your eyelids weigh about 100 pounds each and you are desperately trying to get them open. Your body wants to sleep but your brain says stay awake and you feel sort of trapped like those partial anesthetic stories. Or at least I have that sensation. Maybe it was the opposite reason. Trying to stay asleep when my brain says to wake up.

Friday, July 4, 2008

This Dream is so epic, no wonder it came out during summer

I'm pretty sure there was more to the beginning of this story but I'll just start from what I remember. I go to Cal High, which is now on a lake, with my fiancé and his two younger brothers (all I know is their last name was Blakely). We are going on a leisurely boat cruise. I went into the locker room to change into my bathing suit, etc... but Potts and Sloan were both in there. They eventually realized that they shouldn't be changing in front of former students, much less in the girls' locker room. I got on the boat and accidentally left fiancé at the dock. It was not malicious and possibly unintentional. He may have had something to do on land. The two youngest Blakelys and I got involved in a high speed water chase. I escaped from our boat to another smaller boat hidden in some trees on the edge of the lake. Then I turned into Will Turner and was fighting with Capt Jack over who was actually captain of the boat. Eventually, I got back to "Cal High" and the locker rooms and decided to change back. Potts and Sloan were there again but this time they started to disrobe.


Now it was time for the football game. It was really more of a scrimmage, not against De La Salle, but against another equally snooty although less talented private school. We won, but in the interest of time, they didn't call all of the players' names. Due to my exhuastion from the earlier events, I became upset that they didn't call my brother's name and number. There was, however, a girl on the team. We sat near her father so we couldn't criticize the fact that there was a girl on the team. My mom was just glad she didn't have to hear all the names. But since I was moving to Florida, it would be my last chance. As we left the game, we noticed they were moving traffic to the right except our car was beckoned to the left. The left lane began a 45 degree climb. Then it became cobblestone. We passed many people dressed as medieval courtiers. Finally we were summoned into court to be presented to the queen. My fiancé's mom had "taken me to court" because I had broken off our engagement. Upon entering the receiving room, the Queen (who evidently had a wacky sense of humor) pulled the old "Close, Closer, Too Close!" bit. She gave me the royal reprieve from marrying eldest Blakely, much to his mother's chagrin. As the dream ends, my mom is telling Cindy what has happened and I am eating something caramely. Also, Trevor Blakely, the middle brother and I, may end up as more than just friends. The older Blakely and Trevor sort of have a Cyclops v. Wolverine thing where the former is more stable and the latter more exciting. Although it seems the older brother became slightly unhinged when I tried to break it off with him.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

This dream has about as much plot as a Rocky movie

I don't know how, or if, any of these things are related but I remember all of them being in my dreams last night:
Dave Douglas
Julia
Safety pins
Neon name tags
Church
Spiderman powers

You figure it out, A-dri-aaaaaaaanne.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

A Sari, A Dream and A Very Blue Berry

I dreamt that I was picking out all kinds of blueberry baked goods. Even baked goods that don't normally contain blueberries. Then later, I was trying to put on an Indian sari. Do with that what you will.





And for good measure, Madame Blueberry. Because that is where the title reference came from and also I think it's funny.


Friday, June 27, 2008

Office-ial Dreams (yes the bad puns are going to continue)

In my first dream, both Dwight Schrute and my sims were real people. It was very soap-operatic, in that I'm pretty sure my sim Season was trying to get pregnant with her husband Wayne but another person (perhaps myself) was pregnant and didn't want to be. I know I ended up chasing Dwight through a ladies' locker room.
The second dream... ah I knew I should have written it down.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Just So-So Dreams

Two days ago, I dreamt that I was attending the Fair (haha get it? so-so? fair??) with an ex-boyfriend (he looked like Robert, but was actually nice). I mean he was an ex-boyfriend at the time but we were trying to be friends or maybe I just needed a ride. I just know there was lots of Fair-type food and I wanted to eat it all. I had my hair in two french braids and I became really concerned that my part was going to burn so I tried to put sunscreen on it. Then we had to crawl into this tent. Rachel and Robert (a much less likeable version, closer to the real thing.) were following us. Robert got all pissy and asked Rachel how long I was married to the guy I was with, and Rachel told him rather disgustedly that I wasn't married. Then we decided to leave.

Last night, I dreamt that I returned to school after my Disneyworld sojourn only to find I had to complete the last semester of high school. Mrs. Hegarty was inexplicably one of my teachers. It was the last day of the semester so I had to run around and try to get the work and convince my teachers I will do it over the summer.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Losing My Religion (It was just a dream, just a dream)

These didn't all occur at the same time. I don't want anyone to think I'm having any sort of subconcious religious crisis.

1. I dreamt that I was demon posessed and was trying to figure out how to perform an exorcism on myself. I wondered if I could get to my Bible and read it to myself. It seems silly now, but it was quite terrifying at the time.

2. Last night I dreamt that I was living in the dorms. There was this big panic throughout the world because the rapture was supposed to occur at a specific time that night. I was dubious, but people outside were running around like crazy and I was kind of uncomfortable being alone in my room. Then a shaggy haired guy opened the door with a key and I was like um what are you doing? you aren't my roommate and this old lady, very much like madame lafaver (eww), was like oh on it's ok. And that's it. No more explanation than that. I began to be more and more concerned that the rapture truly was going to occur. But then some crazy girl showed up and explained the "procedure" that including pushing buttons a certain number of times, and it was so complex that I knew then it couldn't be the real thing.

3. I dreamt that little Chandler recognized me whenever I saw him which happened unnaturally frequently. Then, he started calling me Amber and I realized he had me confused with his aunt. I was bummed.

4. I dreamt that I visited the Gosselins, but each day something occured that kept me from going home so I would spend the night at their house. They randomly had an extra room for me. I got to spend time with the kids, especially the cute little ones. Also Jon, but not in a creepy way. At one point I was selling cards and he offered to buy some. I think we also tried to take them to the movies.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Less-Than-a-Dream Family


I dreamt that on Malcolm in the Middle, Hal was the boys step-dad. I wondered why they didn't throw the "you're not really my dad!" thing in his face more often. It wasn't until I watched it on tv this morning that I realized that was a dream.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Hardly A Dream Vacation



I was on a vacation and staying in a generic hotel. Sometimes Casey was with me, sometimes I was on my own. My door would never shut completely. I would wake up and realize I was crazy for ever going to sleep alone in a hotel room with a door that wasn't closed. Then I tried to get dressed. I was wearing skinny jeans which I found strange, because I know I wouldn't look good in them. I found a bunch of new t-shirts, with tags and stickers still on, and was trying to decide between them. My room began to fill up with people which I naturally found incredibly stressful. I wanted to take a shower but there were people in my bathroom and I couldn't change either. Another part of the dream involved my brothers and I driving Jeep/ATV type vehicles through a Crash Bandicoot style course in which we took jumps off of ramps and tried to break boxes. It was a rainforesty-jungle type place.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Still Dreaming

In one dream, I was with the Rices and Katie. Amy told me in secret that she was pregnant. I just so surprised Amy would have sex more than anything. I agreed to keep it a secret. But suddenly she began to show. Her mom came in, and to deflect, she told her mom that Kelli and I were both pregnant. And then suddenly we were. It was awkward.

My second dream, well dang now I forget it.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

This Is Not A Dream (It's surreal)

I've had recurring dreams about a theme park, that I'm either visiting or working at. If I'm just visiting, I'm visiting a lot. If I'm working, then I'm a really bad employee. It's a theme park that is only half-Aing the whole theme thing so not Disney. Maybe like a Six Flags park mixed with mini-golf. Very cheesy. I've met several people. Like Cole: a guy about my age, moderately attractive, possibly flirting with me which I quickly rebuffed. Also a weird guy who works as a clown or something. His off-putting intensity and bizarre discomfiting comments remind me of the red head guy from Top Chef. He was part of a group hired to add more activities to the park experience. Guests (and me, still not sure if I fall under that category) would accidentally run into these "plain-clothes" employees and then be challenged to different things, like solving puzzles, winning carnival type games, etc... In one dream, I was trying to get somewhere and was constantly being involved in these stupid things. For some reason, I couldn't refuse. One in particular involved chasing the person around the park trying to catch them. It was this last challenge that the creepy red headed guy made me do and I detested chasing after him through the crowds, over various water features, etc... I feel like he may have taken something that belonged to me that I wanted back, which is why I chased him. Then I snuck into a decorative house that is apparently an employee hideaway and tried to sleep on a cot on the floor when a large turtle with a face just like Yoda's came in and started talking to me. I demanded to know who he was and he told me he was Cole. I think he was turned into a turtle and I was supposed to help him turn back. That, or he was a guy in a turtle suit or working a turtle puppet. Anyway, I was not in the mood to be bothered by Cole as a turtle.





Also I've decided to go back and add labels. Apparently any potential new readers are put off by the fact that there are so many dreams. Now you can search for specific subjects and read dreams that have to do with a particular topic such as pregnancy. Or ducks. Or your name. You get the idea. Enjoy.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

These dreams are like grapes: they come in a bunch.

So many dreams, so little time.

Last night:
I dreamt that I was starting a new semester of college, but it was at Cal High with most of the same Cal High people. I had injured myself, so instead of limping around, (and answering a bunch of questions about why I am limping) I decided to use a wheelchair. I went to a couple classes but then I had to go to the foreign language building. It was much farther away from the main building than it is in real life and I didn't want to push myself all the way there so I limped instead. When I got there, I found much to my excitement that Anushka, Amy Lynn and Danielle were in my French class, taught by who else but Madame Goldin? I looked at my schedule and realized I had the same class but later in the day. I rushed to Madame's desk to ask her if I could switch, when she announced she only had two openings left and there were two people ahead of me in line. The room was really huge with large wooden desks, new and un-graffitied. (Amy and me in French class)

Also last night:
This is my Dad's dream, but it is funny and about me so I'm including it here anyway. He dreamt that I left some gym clothes at Stanford where they had become infested with cockroach eggs. When I brought them home, the cockroached grew and infected my entire wardrobe. My mom insisted that the only way to handle it was to burn all the clothes. My dad refused, saying it would be too expensive and I refused because I liked my clothes too much. (Most are old and irreplaceable.) My mom tried to compromise by boiling my clothes, but it wasn't very successful.


Friday night:
I dreamt that I went to the grocery store and tried to buy a couple of things but couldn't find what I was looking for and then had some trouble at checkout. It was highly stressful.


Thursday night:
I dreamt that I went to babysit the Powers kids at 10AM as instructed but the parents did not return until after midnight. I was upset that they had left me there all day without warning and did not intend to babysit for them again. However, they seemed so pleased with my "work" that they wanted to hire me on a daily basis. I really didn't want to, but she offered me $1000 a week and I certainly couldn't turn that down. I was wary about actually going to babysit the next day. I don't if "luckily" is the right word, but I was not offered a full time gig.