
Last night I had a second dream in which Julia was pregnant. I don't recall much about the first except that she was and it was pretty scandalous, needless to say. In this one, they were throwing a baby shower for her. Already I was sort of unhappy about the situation, but the shower irritated me even more because it was given by someone I didn't even know and all the other attendees were random girls in Julia's grade that we also didn't know. I got a ride with a couple of these girls and we were the first to arrive. It was this rundown, shack-like duplex. We pulled in the gate and parked on a broken up concrete driveway amidst decades worth of debris. There was a keypad by the garage door, and for some reason I knew the code so I typed it in but the garage went haywire and kept opening and closing rapidly until I entered the code a second time. I was fearful of incurring the wrath of the upstairs neighbor, however this went unnoticed. We got inside the house and were met by a fairly slovenly woman. (Now that I think about, it is probably a rather insulting version of Julia's and my new boss at work. It's my subconscious, I can't help it.) The apartment is clean, if cluttered and dilapidated. Then Sharon Osborne comes down from upstairs and takes out a bunch of preschool type paints and

proceeds to paint with odd shapes and invites the three of us to do so. I decline. Sharon insists and then asks "are you afraid of the paint?" To which I replied in the positive. Finally she left and the other girls arrived. They had brought Julia, who wasn't even showing, but hurried inside before her so we could all hide and yell surprise which I felt was thoroughly stupid. So there we were, trying to pretend like we knew each other, celebrating what could generously be called a blessing in disguise. Eventually I asked Julia if she was keeping the baby. (Which I think I already knew but I suppose I couldn't contain myself any longer.) I think it was when she was opening the presents! She said "Oh, yea I guess I am." Then it sort of evolved into a screaming match about how she will be ruining her own life and the baby's, it's not fair to him, she should give him up for adoption, etc... And of course she argued back that he was hers, how could she bear to let him go, wanting to take responsibility, etc... It ended with me tearfully saying that I want a little James Parker more than anyone, but this is not the right time and Julia, who was also tearful at this time, said something to the effect of "I know," although I don't think I fully convinced her, just undermined her resolution. So then we could be chummy again and made fun of the fact that we didn't know any of these people. (I think they knew each other though.) And I asked her who she had sex with (yes, so crass!) and she said Alex and that he was a nerd. She gave a last name too but I can't remember it. Then, a di

sheveled Tina Fey runs in (who lives in the crummy apartment next door) and says "Oh, the party is already started!" in a disappointed way because she had brought something for the party or wanted to do something, I'm not really sure. That reminded me to tell Julia about Sharon Osborne. I don't think I really got it out before the party broke up and I had to leave with the girls who gave me a ride. They took me back to the church and then I think I had to change clothes and go to the other building for something but somehow I ended up at work (different job than the one that was previously mentioned) and this annoying kid, Nicolas, was there. His dad
finally came to pick him up, but Nicolas hadn't eaten his pizza yet so I offered to wrap some up for him to take home (we serve pizza to drop-off kids on special designated nights, I add this only to point out that it it not as weird as it sounds) so he would leave. I go back to where the pizzas are and there is a brand new fresh club chicken pizza. (The tomatoes are arranged in lines, which I thought was weird.) I'm trying to figure out how to sneak some of it out (although we are totally allowed to eat the pizza, as long as the kids get served first.) while I'm getting some less fresh pepperoni for Nicolas. And that's pretty much the end.
I had another dream, which may or may not be related, in which I was driving somewhere pretty far because I was on the free way and had to make stops along the way. Sometimes I got turned the wrong way and had to use these random dirt road off-shoots to go back the other direction. I stopped at this weird hospital-looking mall, which may have been both or neither to pee and change clothes. (Again! I don't know what that is about. I'm sure Freud would have something to say but I already know his answer and I don't care for it.) But I can't find any restroom stalls that are large enough. I wander into a women's prison, where all the prisoners are somewhere else but the warden or whatever was there and so I started asking all these questions like if they have to eat the same thing everyday. She showed me their toilets which were really wide urinals at different heights (like water fountains) and surrounded by waist-high walls. The warden (whom otherwise seemed nice and fairly normal) laughed maniacally when I asked how on earth anyone was supposed to use those toilets.