My Inner 6 Year Old Boy
This dream came from the same part of me that likes to eat dinosaur oatmeal and gummi worms. Even now, I can't really form it into any sort of semi-rational narrative. I was getting football lessons from Jake, because for some reason I needed to understand the art of watching football. The football game on TV was then overrun by Lego dinosaurs and anime-type spacepeople flying around with jet packs. They looked suspiciously like the Doodlebops. One of them grabbed me and took me into space, the other brother and sister tried to save me.
Untalent Show
I was home for the weekend and some big event was going on it church. It started out being a children's choir performance. I was in the back with Abby and she was saying she didn't want to go on stage without a pacifier but I told her she wouldn't be allowed on stage with one, but Glenn defied me and said they certainly do allow pacifiers on stage. She went on stage with the rest of the 1st grade choir. Then the marching band showed up to prepare their Ghetto Fantasy field show. They had lots of bling made out of foil, sideways visors, baggy clothes and wifebeaters. I went to the front of the building to join my mom and watch the show. There was a huge buffet of not very good food but I grabbed a handful of fried shrimp and sat down. Cindy came to join us and was talking about how the poor showgirls that were hired to do who knows what in the show were tired. I was dubious, pointing out that the show had only been going on for about half an hour but she assured me they were tired from all the strenuous rehearsals earlier in the day. Which I still thought was ridiculous considering their part in the show didn't require a lot of practice but I kept my thoughts to myself.
This dream came from the same part of me that likes to eat dinosaur oatmeal and gummi worms. Even now, I can't really form it into any sort of semi-rational narrative. I was getting football lessons from Jake, because for some reason I needed to understand the art of watching football. The football game on TV was then overrun by Lego dinosaurs and anime-type spacepeople flying around with jet packs. They looked suspiciously like the Doodlebops. One of them grabbed me and took me into space, the other brother and sister tried to save me.
Untalent Show
I was home for the weekend and some big event was going on it church. It started out being a children's choir performance. I was in the back with Abby and she was saying she didn't want to go on stage without a pacifier but I told her she wouldn't be allowed on stage with one, but Glenn defied me and said they certainly do allow pacifiers on stage. She went on stage with the rest of the 1st grade choir. Then the marching band showed up to prepare their Ghetto Fantasy field show. They had lots of bling made out of foil, sideways visors, baggy clothes and wifebeaters. I went to the front of the building to join my mom and watch the show. There was a huge buffet of not very good food but I grabbed a handful of fried shrimp and sat down. Cindy came to join us and was talking about how the poor showgirls that were hired to do who knows what in the show were tired. I was dubious, pointing out that the show had only been going on for about half an hour but she assured me they were tired from all the strenuous rehearsals earlier in the day. Which I still thought was ridiculous considering their part in the show didn't require a lot of practice but I kept my thoughts to myself.
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