Maybe the most awesome dream ever! I definitely woke up and instantly regretted it. In this dream, I applied in person for an internship on the Colbert Report. I met Stephen Colbert and handed him my resume (super impressive as it is: I work at a place called "Math Crazy") and was immediately hired. In fact we got along so well, I took on additional roles as Stephen's personal assistant. It was a lot of fun, we joked a lot and became quite companionable. At the end of my internship, I enjoyed my work on the Colbert Report and as Stephen's PA so much that I didn't want to leave. Also, I would get paid $80k per year and decided that was quite a bit more than I could make as a dietitian so I kept the job.The second dream is a bit more muddled. I had received an anonymous love letter that was meant for someone else. I showed up at the appointed time and place to find Diedrich 
Bader of all people and he looked slightly despondent upon seeing me. I hastily explained that I had passed the letter on to its intended, and merely came to explain the situation to all parties. Then the girl he wanted to ask out came in and they were all gross and cute so I left. But not before Diedrich gave me a Valentine's Day thank you gift. Then I was trying to leave (which for some reason involved climbing down a ladder) and I ran into Mr. Ed and Ms. Cindy, both of whom I was very excited to see. But Mr. Ed started doing that thing where someone doesn't know what to say to me, so the just say the same exact thing everytime, which is weird because he doens't normally do that. (Example, my brothers' guitar teacher who says "Hey! I love Lucy! Ha ha ha ha!" each time I see him.) Mr. Ed was talking about some burgers or barbeque or something, I don't really know becaus
e, as usual when that happens, I really just want to leave as soon as possible. I get into my car and start to leave but the parking lot/road has turned basically into a Fisher-Price toy where all the roads are really loops and everything has a slightly cartoonish appearance. This is what I'm talking about but it wasn't quite like that, more flat and spread out instead of the layers on top of each other. And more grays and greens, the colors weren't quite as crazy. I really don't know if I ever got out of there.
Bader of all people and he looked slightly despondent upon seeing me. I hastily explained that I had passed the letter on to its intended, and merely came to explain the situation to all parties. Then the girl he wanted to ask out came in and they were all gross and cute so I left. But not before Diedrich gave me a Valentine's Day thank you gift. Then I was trying to leave (which for some reason involved climbing down a ladder) and I ran into Mr. Ed and Ms. Cindy, both of whom I was very excited to see. But Mr. Ed started doing that thing where someone doesn't know what to say to me, so the just say the same exact thing everytime, which is weird because he doens't normally do that. (Example, my brothers' guitar teacher who says "Hey! I love Lucy! Ha ha ha ha!" each time I see him.) Mr. Ed was talking about some burgers or barbeque or something, I don't really know becaus
e, as usual when that happens, I really just want to leave as soon as possible. I get into my car and start to leave but the parking lot/road has turned basically into a Fisher-Price toy where all the roads are really loops and everything has a slightly cartoonish appearance. This is what I'm talking about but it wasn't quite like that, more flat and spread out instead of the layers on top of each other. And more grays and greens, the colors weren't quite as crazy. I really don't know if I ever got out of there. 
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