Dream Sequence

The first dream was very disturbing. It involved Lindsay Lohan, some guy and what can best be described as a Lucille Ball Ninja. If I was any character in this dream, I was the Lucille Ball Ninja. At first, LBN showed up at guru guy's house. Then kung fu stuff happened, I don't remember what or why. There were lots of these short fat scimitar type knives and lots of people dying but very little blood. Then Lindsay Lohan showed up and the LBN caugh the guy and Lindsay having sex so she cut Lindsay Lohan twice, like )( through her stomach and she just stands there in shock while little Tim Burton type blood droplets start to ooze out and then gets one final swipe straight across her stomach and her whole top half falls off. It was very Kill Bill.

In the second dream I was working in a shoe store and we were having a big clearance sale. I was doing pretty well until somebody asked me to help her find some socks in her size and I had to do that thing I hate and don't believe when salespeople do it to me where you say well all we have is right here so if it isn't there then we don't have it. Then we closed I guess or I was off work so I went to the back and was getting ready to go but I had ballet clothes on and had to decide whether or not to change but then I couldn't find my regular clothes.