Sunday, April 5, 2009

I was sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream...

I had two dreams last night.




In the first, I was in an episode of The Office. The characters were real, but I was still aware of the fact that it was contrived. I could see that Jim was about to do something stupid so I decided to change the outcome of the episode. He was going say something stupid to Pam and she would be horribly embarrassed so I sort of "rewound" what was going on and went with Pam helped her avoid it and then went over to Jim, took him aside and instructed him not to say anything. My new version worked out much better and in the end I was a bridesmaid at their wedding.





The second dream, I was partying with Anushka at an all night buffet, then we realized it was 6:45 AM and she was going to take me home (which is a joke because Anushka can't drive so it'd totally be the other way around) and I guess I lived at a Hard Rock Hotel for some reason. So I get there and have to go through the restaurant and I see R. Patz (I know, again! So soon!) eating with a bunch of friends so then I want to text Anushka and tell her to come back and see R. Patz but I can't find my phone. Then I go up the escalator and for some reason I decide to go to this cosmetics counter that is on a ledge on the second floor. It is run and patronized only by short Asian chicks with bleach-streaked hair so I'm definitely out of place, also I'm terrified (and rightly so I believe) of falling off this two foot ledge with no railing so I'm crawling and hugging the side. Also, I'm wearing this sort of Kardashianesque dress: It was black made out of this light fabric, I forget what it's called, let's go with chiffon. That sounds right, or something like it, but with sparkly pinstripes. It's got a high neck, and long baggy sleeves with long cuffs but is short. Sort of a shift dress, I dunno it was cool. This is the same shape, but with longer cuffs and like I said it was black with sparkle. And I had my super high black cork wedges on. So I get upstairs and have to go through their brunch type place and see people from church and they are all appalled that I've been out all night partying and are saying things like they didn't think I was that kind of girl and I tried to explain, I seemed to think I had a legit reason to be out, but then was sort of laughing at the idea that I was that kind of girl. Then I think I got distracted and left again.

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